The Future needs you to understand a few things The Future will be challenging The Future will have no pretty people in it The Future will not have chicken on the menu The Future will acquit, and bring new charges The Future will have exactly two safe spaces The Future will not support carplay Some The Future avatars have legs The Future may contain tree nuts The Future will learn to wash its hands The Future prefers to walk The Future will smell like Fabuloso The Future will not feature the F150 Day The Future will learn to fill the dishwasher correctly The Future will ban many books The Future will respect women The Future is known in the state of CA to cause cancer The Future will not charge extra for hot sauce The Future will impose a watering ban Trump The Future may cause nausea diarrhea & vomiting The Future will resent its parents The Future will outlaw crime The Future is not a vegan The Future will open photos on both Android and Apple The Future will only serve coffee black The Future will take public transit Will The Future rewards dissent The Future will have pollution The Future will floss regularly The Future will not serve Hazy IPA's The Future will reward the wrong ideas The Future will create opportunities for a select few The Future will not give a trophy for attending The Future asks that you silence your phone Be The Future was held-up in a ransomware attack The Future will shop for its own fucking groceries The Future will eat shellfish The Future will quash dissent The Future would prefer that you grow-the-fuck-up The Future is selfish The Future comes flat-packed The Future seems to repeat itself Indicted The Future does not add any gratuity The Future bags its own groceries The Future will make you understand The Future cares a lot about your feelings The Future is BYOB The Future owes you nothing The Future does not give a fuck about your feelings The Future carries narcan And The Future swings both ways The Future jails wishy washy people The Future is Coed The Future outlawed Catsup The Future watches futbol The Future serves ketchup The Future has no fraternities The Future outlawed plastic bottles The Future comes pre-chopped The Future will put the seat down A Few The Future provides mandatory swim lessons The Future makes its own fun The Future tires of your racism The Future plays games together The Future comes with significant risk of falling The Future does not want to see your pre-wedding photos The Future fears the past The Future will not work from home Years The Future will serve peanuts on airlines The Future will charge for sex The Future has no line at the DMV The Future requires assembly The Future is a perfect roommate The Future bears a ton of the responsibility The Future will not stand so close to me The Future rhymes with orange The Future carries liability insurance Later The Future is disappointed in you The Future rolls their own The Future contains saccharine The Future is served neat The Future knows what 'Small-Plates' means, thank you! The Future wants you to stop doing everything for your kids The Future saw what you did The Future believes in Santa, but not the Easter Bunny He'll The Future is full of opportunities The Future promotes from within The Future is dual voltage The Future is still stuck in traffic The Future outlawed decaf The Future is safe to walk in public The Future will wait its own fucking turn The Future is not unprecedented The Future is self-cleaning Be The Future wears stretch-pants The Future carries a few extra pounds The Future does not give a fuck The Future wants you to be happy The Future has room for improvement The Future celebrates honesty The Future is permanent press The Future censors idiots and fuck-tards The Future is much quieter Dead.
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