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It's shorter, better, and more exciting, but perhaps too obscure to catch fire.  Why?  What's with The Men?

Beside the fact that viewing a foreign program on an American TV,  requires a King's-Ransom, and some tenacious effort and complex button pressing -- It should be noted that The TDF Feminine was magnificent, and should have cast a glow upon many more dark living rooms -- Than it had.  I believe one reason is that we raise children to worship males and male athletes, in particular.  We even pour money on Tattooed Male Chefs building them into cult heroes even celebrities, while ignoring Julia Child, and Martha Stewart.  In fact we've jailed Martha for being successful, (e.g. Insider Trading}, while venerating wide-spread theft at a Trillion dollar scale with a white male Government run by fragile pussies. The point perhaps -- Is that there are two types of kids.  Those who chose to stick close to MOM and hang on her coat-tails, shopping, cooking, helping around the house, making the occasional bed, learning to do laundry which was not their own, and even folding it properly... And then there are kids who were won over by Dad's desire to re-live their childhood failures through their son's inevitable atonement in sports, and such.  Sympathetic Functional and Prepared -vs- Chauvinistic, Tough-guy, Manly-men stuff, like skiing a double black at Six, and Washing down a runny-egg  Bacon-Double with a Tequila shot at Eight or Nine.   

Not everyone watches the Femmes, nor Women's Basketball. And regardless of how compelling or how much more exciting the competition may be... Some things won't catch on, because men are fragile pussies, and need constant affirmation  to maintain control over their Lay-Z-Boy Throne. And the ONLY thing to view from that perspective are sweaty Men in tights with grease marks under their eyes, or thick thighs in short shorts.  Perhaps Women's Tennis gets some air-play, but the salaries remain many Zeros short, and their big final always finishes B4 the Men's Final..  



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My friends with children (boys mainly) are really wrapped up with Male role models and as such they raise their Boys to venerate Men, Manly Stuff, Male Sports Heroes, Male Musicians, and Male Inventors, disparaging women [MOM's] as inferior, or in the least far less interesting and competent at stuff..

I suppose that's all rather normal, and Norms are rather comfortable if dark, TV lit spaces where the shades are always drawn. In Fact... The venerated "MAN-CAVE" has no true Feminine analog. 

Having watched a good deal of Olympics, Skate-Boarding, X-Games, Tennis, as well as main-stream lay-mo sports with my friends and their families -- One constant has always been a penchant to change the station, whenever too many females are sweating, winning, and doing too well. "Where are my tightly-clad hunk male role models Daddy?"  These Women are soooo Boooring"

What happened to the Patriarchy's ability to chill the fuck out and be comfortable with Men riding in the back seat?  Me personally, would rather tinker and waste countless hours on my glowing thing than to drive across a state.  It's stupid really to insist that I could somehow "Do It Better".  Because ... How pray tell would I drive more successfully or safely than my spouse?  (Yep I have a Spose and NOT a "Partner").  I also say totally un-couth shit which offends younger people who remain aghast at my insolence. 


Fuck Them.  Fuck you! all of you pussies. ... Just NOT those with Pussies, because that shit is Magic.


Be cool to your Mother, respect your sister, if you are luckily enough to have one and Watch and Cheer for Women's success, because if you dont... Then YOU are a total twat.