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Spokes as wide as a pen-stroke support you.
Impossibly lightweight frames twist under your movements.
Force Fit and Form make the critical difference between achievement and injury.
How will your body behave today and how will it recover tomorrow. Explaining the movements upon a machine such as a Bicycle is no mystery, yet it may elude many who merely adjust the seat height of their Mail-Order Exercise Gear, and stare at a glowing Screen for cues on how to behave.
Are you harming yourself as you follow other's?
Imagine that you have emerged at middle-age from a cave in a Medieval time, and a mystical archeologist shuttles you to the big city to clink champagne, and dine amongst dandies. How will you behave? Have you done this before?, What is a glass, will it break? what is a Fork, Chair, or Pocket square? No idea? Well none of us really know what a Pocket square is for, but we know that as things progress, you will either adapt, or you will fail. What happens now in the car, are you ready to drive once you have watched it on TV? Maybe. Perhaps you are savant at all things, and as adaptable as the swarms of people who see you as a side show. Perhaps all that you need is some time to figure it out.
How much time will it take to learn speech and language? We have seen this all before on TV, but as we emerge from the cave there will be many things which we could use a bit of coaching on. Consider the Fork. It works for it's intended purpose for certain, and it must do that well, as we have not yet replaced this ancient device. But fresh from a cave, how do you use it, and for what. Would you ride it like a bull in a western bar?
Making decisions to move your training to the next level involves intuition gained and vetted from decades of experience. We can help to alleviate both the pressure of How one trains, but what to train upon, and the physics of where these machines make contact with your skeleton. Relentless research into the Physical dynamics of the Human form on two wheels, and many hundreds of absolutely independent reviews -- Countless hours testing and training products to achieve long-term data feedback, have proven our true world results. Come Join us for a series of Consultations on how to build the proper training environment. We are hosting a session on the Machine, The Form, and the Physique, what you need to know about what you are doing to your Body. We can help to deploy a beautiful Riding space, Climbing Space, and Immersive Training Station.
Our Sister company Metro completes nuts to bolts installations of immersive Training systems, from Video Walls and Free-standing roller workouts to fully interactive VR, Haptic, and Kinetic Sensory environments. < contact >
What Stationary Bike is for me?
The best stationary bike for anyone, is their favorite road bike. If you have several bikes, then select the one you ride and love the most. Your favorite bike ended up that way because it fits you best. Place your velo vanity aside, and mount your favorite ride on a stationary rig or set of rollers. Comfort is key to all things ergonomic, and fit makes the difference between efficiency and excuses. If you have only one steed and you find it difficult to transition between a trainer and your daily ride, then stop -- Don't create a reason to change your ride habits. If you have to choose between transitioning your ride form trainer to road, and you choose to take the bus... Then you need another bike for the stationary rig.
almost any bike can be made to emulate your one true love on the trainer. If you have a few bikes, and can ride something else through the post season, then leave your main squeeze at home, and move on to the next step.
If you need a training bike, then think of it as a surrogate, paying for love on weekdays at home is not shameful, if it is steel, carbon, aluminum, and oh yes, rubber. Your fist step is to isolate the key metrics which make your favorite bike that way. Look past the logo, the paint, and the way the curve of her bars, and take some measurements. Try your best to find a cheap substitute love, made up of all of the measurements which make your main squeeze lovely. Draw lines from the floor to the brake hoods, seat center, and bar center. Next, measure the length from the seat center to the bar center, draw this on a scrap of paper or napkin. Everything genius ever, has been scribbled on the back of some junk mail, or a bar napkin. If you don't draw, then we will give you a starter map here.
If your bike is recent and stock, then look it up on the vendors web-page and print it, then draw rays on the illustration to serve as a treasure map for what you seek. Now grab your bike and head out with a tape measure to find another (perhaps cheaper) clone of your beloved. Wheels, and overall quality will be less important than the measurements you have on your treasure map. Find these, and figure out a way to obtain it. Once you have retrieved your training clone, assess what training rig best suits you.
Are you "Self Motivated"?
Can you jump on a trainer just because it's there, and tune out of all other distractions to better your health and fitness on a synthetic roadway?
Nope. I didn't think so, nor can I. Lets begin with what inspires you? Do you watch TV? If you answered no, you should either seek counseling for lying to yourself, or you are in-fact better than all of us. So you watch TV, and that is because it allows you a fictional reprieve from everything including truth and the internet. Even if you watch the News, you are absorbing that fiction. Move on to step 2.
This step involves developing a routine. Everyone who has ever done this with exercise, has either hated it, or never missed a session. Whether you stay with it, like any other hobby, sport, or relationship has more to do with how it's introduced than you think. Fondness grows from a favorable impression, and that first foray into rock-climbing with that one guy who you now hate, is not the motivation we are looking for here.
If you love the gym, then you don't need cycling, this is because you are OK with being indoors, amongst others, and in a pseudo-social comparative grind, where you enjoy, or feed off of other's energy, or fictive form. You may say that this comparing yourself to others, is your motivator. This happens with cycling too, but not in that indoors, body shame manner.
Nearly anytime you ride a bike, if what you take away is pain, sensate pain in anything other than your sit-tissue... Then you have the wrong fit and the wrong approach. A bicycle should never hurt.
We will show you why, and the magical means to get sized, and fit yourself in the future.
Impossibly lightweight frames twist under your movements.
Force Fit and Form make the critical difference between achievement and injury.
How will your body behave today and how will it recover tomorrow. Explaining the movements upon a machine such as a Bicycle is no mystery, yet it may elude many who merely adjust the seat height of their Mail-Order Exercise Gear, and stare at a glowing Screen for cues on how to behave.
Are you harming yourself as you follow other's?
Imagine that you have emerged at middle-age from a cave in a Medieval time, and a mystical archeologist shuttles you to the big city to clink champagne, and dine amongst dandies. How will you behave? Have you done this before?, What is a glass, will it break? what is a Fork, Chair, or Pocket square? No idea? Well none of us really know what a Pocket square is for, but we know that as things progress, you will either adapt, or you will fail. What happens now in the car, are you ready to drive once you have watched it on TV? Maybe. Perhaps you are savant at all things, and as adaptable as the swarms of people who see you as a side show. Perhaps all that you need is some time to figure it out.
How much time will it take to learn speech and language? We have seen this all before on TV, but as we emerge from the cave there will be many things which we could use a bit of coaching on. Consider the Fork. It works for it's intended purpose for certain, and it must do that well, as we have not yet replaced this ancient device. But fresh from a cave, how do you use it, and for what. Would you ride it like a bull in a western bar?
Making decisions to move your training to the next level involves intuition gained and vetted from decades of experience. We can help to alleviate both the pressure of How one trains, but what to train upon, and the physics of where these machines make contact with your skeleton. Relentless research into the Physical dynamics of the Human form on two wheels, and many hundreds of absolutely independent reviews -- Countless hours testing and training products to achieve long-term data feedback, have proven our true world results. Come Join us for a series of Consultations on how to build the proper training environment. We are hosting a session on the Machine, The Form, and the Physique, what you need to know about what you are doing to your Body. We can help to deploy a beautiful Riding space, Climbing Space, and Immersive Training Station.
Our Sister company Metro completes nuts to bolts installations of immersive Training systems, from Video Walls and Free-standing roller workouts to fully interactive VR, Haptic, and Kinetic Sensory environments. < contact >
What Stationary Bike is for me?
The best stationary bike for anyone, is their favorite road bike. If you have several bikes, then select the one you ride and love the most. Your favorite bike ended up that way because it fits you best. Place your velo vanity aside, and mount your favorite ride on a stationary rig or set of rollers. Comfort is key to all things ergonomic, and fit makes the difference between efficiency and excuses. If you have only one steed and you find it difficult to transition between a trainer and your daily ride, then stop -- Don't create a reason to change your ride habits. If you have to choose between transitioning your ride form trainer to road, and you choose to take the bus... Then you need another bike for the stationary rig.
almost any bike can be made to emulate your one true love on the trainer. If you have a few bikes, and can ride something else through the post season, then leave your main squeeze at home, and move on to the next step.
If you need a training bike, then think of it as a surrogate, paying for love on weekdays at home is not shameful, if it is steel, carbon, aluminum, and oh yes, rubber. Your fist step is to isolate the key metrics which make your favorite bike that way. Look past the logo, the paint, and the way the curve of her bars, and take some measurements. Try your best to find a cheap substitute love, made up of all of the measurements which make your main squeeze lovely. Draw lines from the floor to the brake hoods, seat center, and bar center. Next, measure the length from the seat center to the bar center, draw this on a scrap of paper or napkin. Everything genius ever, has been scribbled on the back of some junk mail, or a bar napkin. If you don't draw, then we will give you a starter map here.
If your bike is recent and stock, then look it up on the vendors web-page and print it, then draw rays on the illustration to serve as a treasure map for what you seek. Now grab your bike and head out with a tape measure to find another (perhaps cheaper) clone of your beloved. Wheels, and overall quality will be less important than the measurements you have on your treasure map. Find these, and figure out a way to obtain it. Once you have retrieved your training clone, assess what training rig best suits you.
Are you "Self Motivated"?
Can you jump on a trainer just because it's there, and tune out of all other distractions to better your health and fitness on a synthetic roadway?
Nope. I didn't think so, nor can I. Lets begin with what inspires you? Do you watch TV? If you answered no, you should either seek counseling for lying to yourself, or you are in-fact better than all of us. So you watch TV, and that is because it allows you a fictional reprieve from everything including truth and the internet. Even if you watch the News, you are absorbing that fiction. Move on to step 2.
This step involves developing a routine. Everyone who has ever done this with exercise, has either hated it, or never missed a session. Whether you stay with it, like any other hobby, sport, or relationship has more to do with how it's introduced than you think. Fondness grows from a favorable impression, and that first foray into rock-climbing with that one guy who you now hate, is not the motivation we are looking for here.
If you love the gym, then you don't need cycling, this is because you are OK with being indoors, amongst others, and in a pseudo-social comparative grind, where you enjoy, or feed off of other's energy, or fictive form. You may say that this comparing yourself to others, is your motivator. This happens with cycling too, but not in that indoors, body shame manner.
Nearly anytime you ride a bike, if what you take away is pain, sensate pain in anything other than your sit-tissue... Then you have the wrong fit and the wrong approach. A bicycle should never hurt.
We will show you why, and the magical means to get sized, and fit yourself in the future.