Farewell Jimmy Carter

Jimmy Carter, Our second most ineffective president, and most beloved statesman, builder, peanut farmer, died yesterday at 100. His final words were, "Fuck Trump".

Carter's tenure as competent Nuclear Submarine Captain, and as the first Georgia Governor to not disparage, nor lynch blacks, (perhaps) lead to a cursed presidency. As fate would have it, The Iranian Ayatollah captured a bunch of Americans, on President Carter's watch --  And by refusing to give them back, Iran made his presidency appear ineffective.  Carter Inherited a shit-pot of Republican induced diplomatic, and domestic issues, including massive post-war machine inflation... Sound familiar? He tossed the keys to an actor, and went about improving the world for everyone; But in particular the disadvantaged, and the homeless.
After retiring from a shit job in the White House, Jimmy Carter, became one of America's most effective  and well regarded statesmen. He was a post presidential world leader,  and a revered international negotiator.  J.C. literally used his hands and likeability to build homes for the needy, through Habitat for Humanity.  Always the first one on the jobsite, and the last to sweep-up at the end of the day, Jimmy Carter was a relentless do-gooder. Carter's foundation created opportunities for legions of disadvantaged Americans. No Mystery that he shared Monogramed polo shirts with Jesus Christ.
​Carter stated flatly that "Trump did not win the 2016 election", but that Russia put him in that chair because they needed a patsy.  Carter helped to negotiate peace deals with several enemies of the U.S. and he brokered sustained peace between Israel and Egypt.  Later Clinton and Bush would blow up some of his finer accomplishments, as they towed the plow of Southern Governors come President.  Posthumously, Carter is perhaps most noteworthy as the first President NOT having cheated on his wife.  Carter told Playboy Magazine that he (perhaps with the help of the Miss January centerfold) "...May have cheated in his thoughts several times", "but remained true to his wife in his real life."
Carter made friends easily, even with sworn enemies of the state, like Fidel Castro.  Carter could hang out with celebrities, fascists, and the homeless as though their company, their points of view, and their contributions were equivalences.
Most noteworthy for Carter, is to be regarded as someone who anyone could see themselves having a beer with, even Willie Nelson.
Carter was a stand-up dude. He was the selfless, considerate, genuine, and effective human being we should aspire to be. He will be well regarded for improving our Republic over the last century. Carter left the world a better place than he'd found it, ...but made sure to time his exit, just before the place truly went to shit.       Adieu Jimmy.
Jimmy Carter is the Hero, and the ineffective president that America needs right now...
 -- Sadly, the Russian's and millions of unworthy Americans have again placed their dolt upon it's trashy throne.
Farewell Jimmy Carter.
Happy New Year Stupid America.