​The Future Is Idiot-Proof

The Future needs you to understand a few things
The Future will be challenging
The Future will have no pretty people in it
The Future will not have chicken on the menu
The Future will acquit, and bring new charges
The Future will have exactly two safe spaces
The Future will not support carplay
Some
The Future avatars have legs
The Future may contain tree nuts
The Future will learn to wash its hands
The Future prefers to walk
The Future will smell like Fabuloso
The Future will not feature the F150
Day
The Future will learn to fill the dishwasher correctly
The Future will ban many books
The Future will respect women
The Future is known in the state of CA to cause cancer
The Future will not charge extra for hot sauce
The Future will impose a watering ban
Trump
The Future may cause nausea diarrhea & vomiting
The Future will resent its parents
The Future will outlaw crime
The Future is not a vegan
The Future will open photos on both  Android and Apple
The Future will only serve coffee black
The Future will take public transit
Will
The Future rewards dissent
The Future will have pollution
The Future will floss regularly
The Future will not serve Hazy IPA's
The Future will reward the wrong ideas
The Future will create opportunities for a select few
The Future will not give a trophy for attending
The Future asks that you silence your phone
Be
The Future was held-up in a ransomware attack
The Future will shop for its own fucking groceries
The Future will eat shellfish
The Future will quash dissent
The Future would prefer that you grow-the-fuck-up
The Future is selfish
The Future comes flat-packed
The Future seems to repeat itself
Indicted
The Future does not add any gratuity
The Future bags its own groceries
The Future will make you understand
The Future cares a lot about your feelings
The Future is BYOB
​The Future owes you nothing
The Future does not give a fuck about your feelings
The Future carries narcan
And
The Future swings both ways
The Future jails wishy washy people
The Future is Coed
The Future outlawed Catsup
The Future watches futbol
The Future serves ketchup
The Future has no fraternities
The Future outlawed plastic bottles
The Future comes pre-chopped
The Future will put the seat down
A Few
The Future provides mandatory swim lessons
The Future makes its own fun
The Future tires of your racism
The Future plays games together
The Future comes with significant risk of falling
The Future does not want to see your pre-wedding photos
The Future fears the past
The Future will not work from home
Years
The Future will serve peanuts on airlines
The Future will charge for sex
The Future has no line at the DMV
The Future requires assembly
The Future is a perfect roommate
The Future bears a ton of the responsibility
The Future will not stand so close to me
The Future rhymes with orange
The Future carries liability insurance
Later
The Future is disappointed in you
The Future rolls their own
The Future contains saccharine
The Future is served neat
The Future knows what 'Small-Plates' means, thank you!
The Future wants you to stop doing everything for your kids
The Future saw what you did
The Future believes in Santa, but not the Easter Bunny
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The Future is full of opportunities
The Future promotes from within
The Future is dual voltage
The Future is still stuck in traffic
The Future outlawed decaf
The Future is safe to walk in public
The Future will wait its own fucking turn
The Future  is not unprecedented
The Future is self-cleaning
Be
The Future wears stretch-pants
The Future carries a few extra pounds
The Future does not give a fuck
The Future wants you to be happy
The Future has room for improvement
The Future celebrates honesty
The Future is permanent press
The Future censors idiots and fuck-tards
The Future is much quieter
Dead.

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